The Egg Beater 

To achieve this act, one must first crack eggs into a woman's vagina, then, by having sex, beat the eggs until they are ready to scramble or you finish, then having her squeeze them out into a frying pan where they are cooked and eaten.

This morning I was horny and the wife was hungry, so we did the Egg Beater. You know, kill 2 birds with one stone...

The Egg Beater by The Caulk Goblin May 1, 2011

the smoking beaver 

A woman that smokes weed out of her vagina for any amount of money.

"hey bro i got eleven bucks want to call the smoking beaver over here"

the smoking beaver by the smoking beaver May 10, 2012

frosty the wife beater 

When you're fucking a girl and pull out before cumming and cum in your hand and smack your girl really hard with the cum hand.

"Hey man, I just did Frosty the wife beater to my girl last night".
" What's that man".
"It's when you pull out and cum in your hand you ike turner her with the hand you cam in".

frosty the wife beater by manoraschuster August 12, 2023

Buc-ee the Rapey beaver 

Buc-ee will fuck anything that he finds fuckable

Never find buc-ee the Rapey beaver when he wants to fuck something or someone

Buc-ee the Rapey beaver by Fishnuggets66 November 8, 2023

The barton Beater 

a female that beats the shit out of people and gives good head

person 1 :I might drive down to hamilton to see the barton beater

Person 2 : sex?

person 1: no but she gives good head

The barton Beater by codymanfuck October 22, 2009

The Flying Beaver 

The Flying Beaver is a sexual act, performed when the male partner thrusts his nose between the vagina flaps of the female partner while eating her out in the "69" position. He proceeds to bite down on the females pubic hair and pull whilst grabbing the flaps of the vagina with his hands and flapping them as if to simulate a bird flapping its wings. For added pleasure this may be done while the girl is hanging from the ceiling upside down in a sex swing.

The other day I was peacefully sitting on my porch swing when John flipped me around and gave me The Flying Beaver; though I was stunned and quite mad, I could not make him stop because it felt so good!

The Flying Beaver by The snowdragon king December 28, 2018

The Buzzer Beater

It's the high intensity and dangerous act of holding your shit until you cant no more. You the sash for the toilet and last second get it in for a Buzzer Beater

I ate a huge curry and I needed a shit so I did a The Buzzer Beater

The Buzzer Beater by Mark1717 December 8, 2020