STD

A STD is a sexually transmitted disease spread through butt sex.

Ben: Oh man, when I did her last night, I think I got a STD.
Carl: YOU HAD BUTT SEX?!?!?!?!

STD by ashuhhlee August 10, 2008

STD

something the government made up so people wouldnt have sex

I just got injected with and std by the government to I can show up as an example for middle school children

STD by gjfiewhltgre February 14, 2008

STD

Abbreviation for "shit to do."

When asked to meet for beers, he replied, "Can't. Got STD."

STD by VaDon August 16, 2009

STD

STD basically means, well...
Ooops!!!

Dave: Hey man I just fucked Shelley and now I'm gunna get an STD or something!!!

Max: Ooops!!!

STD by HoRnEySoYbEaN April 19, 2008

STD

Something To Do

KiKi: SHE GOT STD!

Joe: What?! Don't be starting rumor about my friend.


KiKi: No I mean she got something to do.

Joe: Oh, moded.

STD by stripper4money February 10, 2009

STD

If you’re here for the definition of Sexually Transmitted Disease, GO DIE IN A FAT HOLE WITH UR MOM. STD is actually the acronym for Spencer The Druggie. So if you think that’s wrong GO SUCK A POISONOUS EGG!!!

STD is one wit da walz.

STD by Spencer The Druggie (STD) February 4, 2018

std

okay wow, yes STD means sexually transmitted disease but it in the bay, we do sometimes mean smoke thizz drink, therefore makin it STD.

joe: damn nigga, whatd you do at that party last night tho?
bob: deeeeeaaaamn, i STD'd!

std by oh heyyyyyy November 7, 2007