Related to flogging the dolphin... Squeeky Dolphin refers to a number of situations where your " dolphin" is in need of some lube, be it jerking the girth or playing hide the bishop... The best way to cure a squeeky dolphin is spit on it....
by Bassbones August 29, 2006
When a lonesome heterosexual male stands in a shower and begins to masturbate. Masturbation continues until climax. Immediately after ejaculation, the male proceeds to vigorously rub the tip of the penis until a stream of urine begins to release.
by Mel Daddy April 10, 2021
Squeaky bum time: The period of time, normally towards the end of a tense and pivotal football match, where nerves are high and people risk shitting themselves in expectation of the outcome.
by AndyCarroll_Official April 20, 2016
the tense final stages of a league competition, especially from the point of view of the leaders, usually used in football (soccer)
With ten more games remaining in the season, its squeaky bum time for the league leaders, who cannot afford any more slip ups in their remaining games.
by Ron Atkinson January 30, 2007
A combination of a regular wedgie and a melvin/frontal wedgie.
First the victim is given a regular wedgie then the attacker pulls the victims underwear up at the front- causing the underwear to be dragged out of your butt and up at the front.
This is repeated several times and usually by two people (one at the front, one at the back) pulling alternatly.
Note: The victim has to be wearing pants/trousers during a squeaky-clean or the underwear won't stay wedged in.
Also it should be noted that doing this to a girl is unbelievably painful and should only be done to someone who really deserves it
First the victim is given a regular wedgie then the attacker pulls the victims underwear up at the front- causing the underwear to be dragged out of your butt and up at the front.
This is repeated several times and usually by two people (one at the front, one at the back) pulling alternatly.
Note: The victim has to be wearing pants/trousers during a squeaky-clean or the underwear won't stay wedged in.
Also it should be noted that doing this to a girl is unbelievably painful and should only be done to someone who really deserves it
Once I was hanging out at my friends house and laying on her bed when she suddenly came up behind me and gave me a wedgie (my underwear had been showing) she picked me up by my pink panties then let go, then my other friend gave me a melvin and the panties ripped across my pussy and burned. Giving me a squeaky-clean wedgie
They did this about 10 times and I started to orgasm from it.But I got them both back in the night by putting them in jock-lock wedgies
They did this about 10 times and I started to orgasm from it.But I got them both back in the night by putting them in jock-lock wedgies
by Year11er May 23, 2008
while engaged in sexual intercourse on the beach, the man pulls his penis out, buries it in the sand, and shoves it back into his partner's waiting love mound. The cry of startled surprise from said partner is known as the squeaky sea gull.
Mark tried the squeaky sea gull on Laura last summer, then she dumped him for a lesbian. What a carpet muncher!
by rebounder October 1, 2006
Old Glaswegian saying for "On the verge of shiting yourself", commonly said in the closing stages of a football match when their is a one goal difference between teams, and the other team is going hell for leather in an attempt to score a goal.
It was squeaky bum time for Man Utd earlier, as Chelsea scored to bring the score to 2-1 with 5 minutes injury time remaining.
by kolapop May 5, 2011