love squeak

On a dark and stormy night, there was a couple trapped in the woods inside a hallowed tree to be sheltered from the rain. The male is horny (as usual) and begs for a blow job. The girl gives in, because she is bored and a little curious because she had never done it before. She was also a little horny. The male unzips and the girl gets on her knees. The girl lifts her hands nervously and pulls his dick out of his boxers, and places her mouth over the appendage. As they get into it, she goes faster and deeper and as the male comes close to an orgasm he lets one rip. The force of the fart causes the male to cum in a violent manner. Thus creating a loud deep squeak.

by Mr. Deep Squeak February 14, 2010

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Honky-Squeak

An up and coming underground sport of the suburbs, played in yards and parks, using simply softballs, tennis rackets, laundry baskets, and chairs tipped over on their sides. The object of the game is to knock the ball into the over turned chairs with your tennis racket. There is a mid way point in the field and the player with the ball is obligated to yell "honk" once they cross the line, but a turn over occurs if their opponent manages to yell "squeak" first. This usually results in the screaming of "Honk-Squeak" often sounding like "Honky-Squeak" giving the game its name.

Kid #1: "Hey, I'm sick of watching tv, wanna actually do something today?"

Kid #2: "Yeah, I'm down, wanna play basketball or something?"

Kid #1: "Nah, I'm kinda sick of that, I was thinking more Honky-Squeak?"

Kid #2: "Now you're talking, I'll be right over with my gear."

by Randillium February 14, 2011

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