When your giving somebody a blowjob and then thanos snaps his fingers, making the recipient turn to ash and therefore a sandstorm like feeling in your mouth
by Bruh.jpeg March 19, 2019
The act of one male jizzing all over the partners chest, then farting and blasting it all over their face like a sandstorm. First created by Shaka Zulu.
Ayy man! Have you heard Jordan did the Zimbabwean sandstorm on lorna?
Damn bro is that how she went blind?
Damn bro is that how she went blind?
by ElongD69 January 19, 2018
on stage in 2005 fergie from the black eyed pea's claims that she was sweating in her vag area, this has been mis-diagnosed by the public as a piss stain... this was infact the first ever recorded Sandstorm Period
by Mr Champion Stallion December 27, 2010
An event taking place after a bukkake session in which the male participants throw handfuls of sand upon the receiver of the bukkake.
Hahaha me and a bunch of dudes just gave this girl a Sacramento Sandstorm and now she's covered in sand!
by JaquesLeCoques September 15, 2010
Someone who is an asshole that ruins your day and makes you feel misreble for the rest of your life.
Guy 1 : hey did you see that new kid
Guy 2 : yeah he is so annoying
Guy 1 : I think he is a " darude sandstorm "
Guy 2 : yeah he is so annoying
Guy 1 : I think he is a " darude sandstorm "
by Zflinger March 15, 2016
Made famous on Conan O'brien's show "Conan", the tokyo sandstorm is a sex act in which the male partner eats 5 weedwhacker sushi rolls, digests for 35 minutes, and then dispenses anywhere from 3-5 gas blasts on the woman partners face. Then, any position is acceptable to end the sex act.
Good god, Cindy. He said he wanted to do the tokyo sandstorm, but I had no idea it would be so grotesque. I passed out.
by Charles McCrackin November 10, 2010
by Crappersled April 16, 2009