6 definitions by JaquesLeCoques

Top Definition
A sexual act in which the receiver is tied down on a bed and tickled with the penis(es) of the male participant(s).
Oh my God! I got a Tallahassee Tickle Torture the other day and I almost pissed myself laughing!
by JaquesLeCoques September 14, 2010
A sexual act in which a man lies prostrate on the ground, and the receiver jumps off a bed or similarly high platform and attempts to land upon the man's penis.
My girlfriend is a total freak! She asked me if I wanted to try a Long Island Long Jump with her!
by JaquesLeCoques September 14, 2010
Having sex with the corpse during an open-casket funeral.

Origin: Yonkers, NY
My grandmother died last week, and at the funeral, my asshole friends tried to pull a Yonkers Eulogy on her! Those dicks!
by JaquesLeCoques September 14, 2010
A sexual move in which the man hoists up the woman, and proceeds to spin her (perpendicular to the floor) around on his erect penis. The process may be done once or repeatedly.
I was watching this epic porn yesterday where the dude picks up the chick and gave her a Parisian pinwheel for a minute and a half!
by JaquesLeCoques September 14, 2010
A sexual act in which a large number of men ejaculate upon a glass table. A woman participant then cleans off the table by sucking up the ejaculate.
Yo, I went to my first orgy yesterday and we ended it with a Vancouver Vacuum Cleaner! It was awesome!
by JaquesLeCoques September 14, 2010
An event taking place after a bukkake session in which the male participants throw handfuls of sand upon the receiver of the bukkake.
Hahaha me and a bunch of dudes just gave this girl a Sacramento Sandstorm and now she's covered in sand!
by JaquesLeCoques September 14, 2010

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