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kalysta newberry 

the kind of person who smells when they take a poopy. ever fall on your knees after skateboarding, or take a razor skooter to the ankle ? thats how it feels when you meet a kalysta newberry. the the berries were too new ): too tart for me ... the one good thing about a kalysta newberry is that you can drink water with them (: mm water 😍 make sure to wash your hands for ten minutes after seeing a kalysta newberry. it wont help your eyes to cure from the sight, but your hands will most certainly be very clean 😋
"ahg man, i feel like a kalysta newberry"

Newbien Prince 

n. a guy who is really bad at Halo.
"Is he AFK, or just a Newbien Prince?"
Newbien Prince by naysam April 12, 2010

Newfie Sting

When you sell something to a Newfie and when cash is about to change hands they tell you they are short $20.
I sold my short course truck and buddy stung me for $20, Newfie sting
Newfie Sting by Newfie Sting March 3, 2015

newbitude 

Newbitude is the obvious unveiling of inexperience with a technology or concept of any kind.

The word is probably a combination of newbie and attitude, i.e., a newbitude shows a newbie attitude.
... including question marks in a search query indicates extreme newbitude -- from Dinosaur Comics, Aug 18, 2009
newbitude by davle August 19, 2009
Adam Sandler
Will Smith

Joe you are a Newblet at Halo.
Newblet by Yamash April 26, 2008
A very fun and cute though extremely gay Disney musical from the 90's.

Filled with good looking boys who can't seem to stop slapping each other in the face, touch each other, push each other up against walls, throw arms around each other's waists, and comethisclosetokissing.
Direct quotes from Newsies:

"On me back, Mush!"

"Gently Dave, gently..."

"A pair a' new shoes with matchin' laces...."

"Jack- why don't you spend the night here?"

"We're gonna be partners!"
Newsies by blondestereotype January 19, 2008