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Butt monkey

The product of anal sex, by which a person is anally impregnated with a child/monkey like creature which then lives and feeds off the host's anal secretions/feces. This child is neither human nor primate, but is a creation of pure lust and kinkiness.
"Dude, I laid this chick 3 months ago, and now she's got a kid, but its pink and hairy and lives in her ass... wtf did we do that night... apparently it's what they call a 'Butt monkey'"
Butt monkey by Ben Dan Snap July 2, 2006
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Butt Monkey

a person who loves to cook on animal buttoxes
Hey negus....I am a butt monkey
Butt Monkey by GoatMaster1 March 21, 2010

butt monkey

one who clings to the ass of a chick
man every since he started dating her hes been an butt monkey
butt monkey by scott a garrett September 3, 2006

Butt Monkey

A man that never does his expense report and lies to his wife delaying the expense report by a year and a half.

Anal Dwelling Butt Monkey

No one actually knows what this means although it is a really insulting phrase

butt monkey

My sister went out with her butt monkey last night
butt monkey by Kandiss April 17, 2005

bohemian butt monkey 

is a wierd person who just buggs u and u whant them to shut up they ware wierd odd clothes sit in the middle of a park and read with out moving for and hour or they have a duche bag mohawk and love pink so use this vary thoughful word in ur every day laguge and amaze your friends
the queer with the gay mohawk is a bohemain butt monkey!!!!