hooker

A woman who fucks (illegally) for money, usually men who are so lame that they can't get any girls.

My girlfriend left me and I was feeling horny, so I got a hooker

by Vir Fabula July 30, 2008

Hooker

A left-handed person who writes in an inverted or "hooked" position

I'm a hooker! I can't use these scissors!

by thelittleredgnome April 15, 2011

hooker

Originating from Gen. Hooker's men in the civil war. he did not like his men being with prostitutes in D.C. so he removed them from the city. After he was removed of power the prostitutes came back and to mock gen. hooker they called the women hookers.

That hooker over there only charges 20$ for a @@

by justin centeno November 6, 2007

hooker

Martha Stewart's dream career.

Good thing for every living (and a few non-living) creatures Martha Stewart aint a hooker.

by shruikan March 31, 2007

hooker

One who is like a prostitute enjoys sex for money but wants nothing but pleasure kind of like a whore and a slut except they look really cheap like they have big blonde hair and cake on way too much make-up

That chick in the black leather, yeah the one that crawls out at night, is a hooker.

by DizzyLizzy November 16, 2006

hooker

my ex girlfriend because she dumped me.

Since she dumped me, I call her a hooker.

by saul bernstein April 9, 2007

hooker

a prostitute(Refers to getting men hooked into a situation where they can be exploited sexually or robbed. Has nothing to do with a certain General Hooker.)

Some hooker was flashing her privates, right in the middle of the street.

by Light Joker May 2, 2005