heterosexual neck lovins 

when a heterosexual drunken male friend all of a sudden latches on to another heterosexual male friend's neck with his mouth.

you're standing on your back deck drinking with friends. one friend staggers over to another friend and locks his lips on his neck.

someone yells, "You just got some heterosexual neck lovins!"

heterosexual neck lovins by Mojonyx April 23, 2009

heterosexual brokeback mountain 

A type of relationship where a man and a woman have a relationship that cannot be realized in a conventional way; this is not an affair where one or both are married or in committed relationships; this might be a much younger man with an older woman for instance.

"This relationship cannot go anywhere, its a heterosexual brokeback mountain."

heterosexual brokeback mountain by Gabriela Hurley April 23, 2008

Heterosexual Cisgendered Caucasian Males 

The absolute scum of the earth
According to Tumblr, they're all racist, sexist, homophobic, and transphobic.

God I hate Heterosexual Cisgendered Caucasian Males, they all are scum. I heard one justify the pink tax, by saying they're all different the other day. The dude is just a neckbeard MRA. Domestic Violence towards men doesn't exist, I hope they all die. Up with XX down with XY, the world has no use for these racist, anti-lgbt, misogynistic bellands.
Btw, if this entry offended you, just remember this is a joke. I don't think Cis Straight White Men are bad people.

Heterosexual Cisgendered Caucasian Males by Whythisword October 16, 2020

heterosexual lesbian 

A woman who is only romantically interested in men and whose emotional interest in women does not go beyond friendship, but who kisses and has sex with other women for fun and enjoyment.

Kevin, I have bad news! I just saw Jessica cheating on you!

What? With who?

Lucy.

Oh, that's OK. Jessica's a heterosexual lesbian, and we've agreed it's OK for her to sleep with other girls. Sometimes she lets me join in.

heterosexual lesbian by Rhodoferax October 4, 2013

Heterosexual Groomer 

Heterosexual who is against minor predators in the same sex community but hides the facts minor predators are in the Heterosexual community.

Heterosexual Groomer: She wants to label the same sex community as minor predators but won't mention anything about when straights are labeled minor predators.

Heterosexual Groomer by IcePanda April 19, 2023

heterosexual pretender 

A homosexual, aka "fag".

Jimmy is such a heterosexual pretender he listens to Fallout Boy.

heterosexual pretender by skEwb1 May 13, 2007

Heterosexual relationship 

A relationship where the female works 10 times as hard as the male, or at least claims to.

I sure am glad I've never been in a heterosexual relationship. I don't like to make other people work so hard.

Heterosexual relationship by Solid Mantis February 25, 2021