An activity (not a sport) dominated mostly by unattractive, pencil-thin eastern European girls with big foreheads. Consists mostly of juggling balls and clubs, rolling around on the floor, prancing around with a ribbon stick and tossing a rope back and forth to other unattractive, pencil-thin eastern European girls.
It's the perfect activity (not a sport) for high school color guard dorks and/or circus performers who would like to get into the Olympics.
It's the perfect activity (not a sport) for high school color guard dorks and/or circus performers who would like to get into the Olympics.
Jacques Rogge is an effing douchebag who'd rather look at ugly girls playing with ribbons (rhythmic gymnastics)than ugly girls playing with balls. At least the ones who play with balls (softball players) have boobs.
by pity-da-foo August 26, 2008
Mixed + Mens Pair: Older Men forcing young girls and boys into things they dont want to do.
Womans Group + Pair: Old Women forcing little girls into things they dont want to do.
Womans Group + Pair: Old Women forcing little girls into things they dont want to do.
by Gofol December 18, 2018
To climp up the front or back of a vehicle and run across to the other side before jumping off. Quite pointless, but usually leaves some sort of damage to the owner of the car.
I stepped in a mud puddle so i performed car gymnastics and left a trail on my ex-girlfriends slut-mobile.
by everythingyouwantedtoknowaboutsilence July 27, 2006
To winning several competition awards from viral Instagram and Tic Tok reels. Kayce Cherelle Brown has been labelled the best kid gymnast in the world. Kayce Brown is an American artistic Gymnast who was born on December 27, 2014 currently she is 7 years old and has accumulated alot of fame through out her gymnastic career. She is apart of 2031 class, the famous gymnast is already projected to one day represent Team USA in the Olympics taking home a gold medal. Kayce Cherelle Brown is the best kid gymnast in the world.
by Zach West September 12, 2022
When one is repeatedly moved to tears after failing at an accomplishment they've worked tirelessly towards.
First noticed during the 2012 London Olympics when the Women's Russian Gymnastics team were often shown crying after one anothers less than stellar performances.
While completely understandable, it can become a bit ridiculous at a point.
First noticed during the 2012 London Olympics when the Women's Russian Gymnastics team were often shown crying after one anothers less than stellar performances.
While completely understandable, it can become a bit ridiculous at a point.
Andy: Dude, why is Whitney wailing in her cubicle?
Shawn: Oh, the boss' son got the promotion that she thought was hers. So now she's crying like a Russian gymnast.
Shawn: Oh, the boss' son got the promotion that she thought was hers. So now she's crying like a Russian gymnast.
by propelunam August 7, 2012
A phrase used by those who cannot handle analytical
thinking and can only handle simple thinking and simple
explanations. Atheist Mental gymnastics is required to figure out
difficult questions and topics.
thinking and can only handle simple thinking and simple
explanations. Atheist Mental gymnastics is required to figure out
difficult questions and topics.
Normal people: God is real he created everything
Atheists: wrong and I have nothing to prove it
Normal people: bruh that's some serious Atheist Mental gymnastics because you'll still die
Atheists: wrong and I have nothing to prove it
Normal people: bruh that's some serious Atheist Mental gymnastics because you'll still die
by Atheistsarelyingtothemselvs November 13, 2020
Person 1: The world is flat. If it were round, we'd fall off
Person 2: No. Gravity makes matter go to more matter, which is not necessarily down
Person 1: MENTAL GYMNASTICS!
Person 2: No. Gravity makes matter go to more matter, which is not necessarily down
Person 1: MENTAL GYMNASTICS!
by General I80 April 11, 2021