by andrewtye October 24, 2007
the term, 'sex', could fit under a variety of labels:
to fuck
to be fucked
to be porked
to stuff the turkey
to get laid
to be bred
to breed
to be arroused, or to finish getting aroused
to hump the honey
to trumpet the clarinet
to ride the saddle
to suck off, or to be sucked
to make love
to inseminate
to ejaculate
to knock the willy wonka into wonderland
to jack off together
to work out harder
to relieve a bad day
to pop the pussy
to pop the asshole
to inhale the cunt
to moisten the cunt
to stain the cervix
to lay some pipe
to stuff the donut
to physically express shit
to yodel
to impregnate
to have a great night
to have a great day
to take the risk
to be the one making the risk happen
to taste whats under pants
to let shit go
to moisten the sheets
to moisten the carpet
to moisten the bedsheets
to hide the salami
to pork your lover
to booger the bed
to express dick energy
to add to the population
to make her moan
to make him cum
to slam
to get slammed
to dine in the Y
to munch on the rug
to slam the hen
to shoot the sherbert
to reporduce
to bang
to screw
to burry the bone
... and many more. whats another you can think of?
to fuck
to be fucked
to be porked
to stuff the turkey
to get laid
to be bred
to breed
to be arroused, or to finish getting aroused
to hump the honey
to trumpet the clarinet
to ride the saddle
to suck off, or to be sucked
to make love
to inseminate
to ejaculate
to knock the willy wonka into wonderland
to jack off together
to work out harder
to relieve a bad day
to pop the pussy
to pop the asshole
to inhale the cunt
to moisten the cunt
to stain the cervix
to lay some pipe
to stuff the donut
to physically express shit
to yodel
to impregnate
to have a great night
to have a great day
to take the risk
to be the one making the risk happen
to taste whats under pants
to let shit go
to moisten the sheets
to moisten the carpet
to moisten the bedsheets
to hide the salami
to pork your lover
to booger the bed
to express dick energy
to add to the population
to make her moan
to make him cum
to slam
to get slammed
to dine in the Y
to munch on the rug
to slam the hen
to shoot the sherbert
to reporduce
to bang
to screw
to burry the bone
... and many more. whats another you can think of?
she loves sex, he loves sex, they love sex, it loves sex, dumbass neo users love sex. i mean - anyone reading this loves sex like I do.
by sophieisapatheticthot66 April 22, 2023
I came home from work one day really depressed. I had just lost my job. My girlfriend already knew. As I walked in the door she pulled me onto the couch and slowly took off my top. I did the same to her to reveal a bear chest with no bra. I got very excited and started to squeeze, lick and gently bite her boobs. As i was doing that she ripped off my jeans. I then started To pull down her jeans when I got an amazing surprise. I saw her wearing a see through g-string covering her freshly waxed pussy. I immediately started to play with her pussy leaving on her g-string. I used my other hand to squeeze her boob. She then put her hands in my pants and took off my boxers to reviel my 8 inch cock. You could see the twinkle in her eyes. I then used my teeth to take off her g-string. I then jumped ontop of her and thrusted my penis all the way into her pussy. She orgasmed and cummed. Best sex ever.
by Bubygbh January 1, 2012
One day me and my boyfriend were both feeling hott fir some freaky sex. We both have always wanted to have a threesome so we decided to call someone up. His best guy friend came over and by the time he got there I was more than ready to go. With my panties soaked I went up to my boyfriend a took hold of his dick, I carressed it as he grazed my tits. His friend got behind me and slowly put his hands up my skirt. He pulled off my thong and started fingering me. They both picked me up and laid me on the bed. As my boyfriend went down on me I jerked off his friend. His dick was big and it took both hands.. I was still not getting all the kinkyness I was craving, so I dialed up one of my girl friends. When she arrived she immediately stripped down. As my boyfriend shoved his dick in the ass I started to eat my girl out, and she sucked on my mans friends cock. We all flipped and turned in soo many different positions. I'd love to try it all again with new partners;)
by Hornyallthetime34 May 19, 2010
the spaceship goes into the port which then goes up and down and white fluid is released from the ship. a latex sheild is sometimes used when a ship is being attacked.
by Steve-O February 23, 2005
There was this girl in my class who I had always had a crush on her.
She was beautiful. She had a large and and boobs. We started class and we were told we were doing a group project and me and her were partners. We decided to go to her house to discuss the project. After school, we went to her house and luckily her parents weren't home. We headed up to her room, I couldn't stop staring at her ass when we walked up the stairs. I snapped. I grabbed the back of her hair and pushed her into a deep kiss. I could hear her small moans as I kissed her. I broke the kiss,
I pushed her down on the landing and pinned her down. I kissed her again.I took off her t-shirt and her bra and threw it aside. Then I began sucking her nipples and she moaned. I stopped and kissed her again. Then she
got up and started sucking my dick. She was so good. She kitten licked it at first to tease me then started deep throating me. As she sucked my dick I pulled off her skirt and panties revealing her big ass and 🐱. I flipped us over once again and began sucking her 🐱 as she let out more moans she then screamed out for me to put it in already. I slowly inserted my dick into her wet 🐱. She moaned as I started to move in and out. Then I got faster she moaned and looked like she was enjoying it. After she came, she got up thinking we had finished I pulled her back down and made her sit on my lap as I whispered in her ear that we are not finished yet. She then began to ride my dick. I moaned softly.
She was beautiful. She had a large and and boobs. We started class and we were told we were doing a group project and me and her were partners. We decided to go to her house to discuss the project. After school, we went to her house and luckily her parents weren't home. We headed up to her room, I couldn't stop staring at her ass when we walked up the stairs. I snapped. I grabbed the back of her hair and pushed her into a deep kiss. I could hear her small moans as I kissed her. I broke the kiss,
I pushed her down on the landing and pinned her down. I kissed her again.I took off her t-shirt and her bra and threw it aside. Then I began sucking her nipples and she moaned. I stopped and kissed her again. Then she
got up and started sucking my dick. She was so good. She kitten licked it at first to tease me then started deep throating me. As she sucked my dick I pulled off her skirt and panties revealing her big ass and 🐱. I flipped us over once again and began sucking her 🐱 as she let out more moans she then screamed out for me to put it in already. I slowly inserted my dick into her wet 🐱. She moaned as I started to move in and out. Then I got faster she moaned and looked like she was enjoying it. After she came, she got up thinking we had finished I pulled her back down and made her sit on my lap as I whispered in her ear that we are not finished yet. She then began to ride my dick. I moaned softly.
by uhmharryyy January 24, 2021
When a pointy thing (dick) goes into A hole (vagina)
I was a little after curfew. If only there weren't people who don't rape 16 year olds like me. My step brother, 17, was waiting at home for me. Where were u Sara? Brandon said. I was out with my friends I said.
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I was a little after curfew. If only there weren't people who don't rape 16 year olds like me. My step brother, 17, was waiting at home for me. Where were u Sara? Brandon said. I was out with my friends I said.
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I know this sounds weird, but I have a MAJOR crush on my step bro. I didn't know he felt the same way cuz when I looked over, he looked at me like, let's bang. Before I knew what he was doing, his tounge was in my mouth, and mine was exploring his. We broke apart and we both knew that we would have sex. My parents, who were in France, would kill us if they knew what we were doing. After finishing our beers we started kissing passionately again. we slowly made our way to his bedroom. I knelt down and pulled off his pants and boxers. I stared at his dick. It was HUGE! At least 10 inches long and 2 inches wide. I took as much of it in as possibal and started sucking. OOOOh! Sara, don't stop. And I didn't. After he was hard, he picked me up and threw me on the bed. He took off my shirt and shorts. I was not wearing a bra, but I was wearing lacy red panties. Brandon ripped off his shirt so he was but naked. He jammed his lips on mine. While we were frenching, he slowly reached under me and took off my panties. In perfect rythem, he kissed me, masaged my boobs, and slid his huge dick into my pussy. Fassster, faster!!! I screamed. He obliged. I am gonna cum! Where do u want it?bIn me. Please. Now. Suddenly, he let loose lots of his juices. We were both hot and we fell asleep with his soft dick still in me.
Whenever our parents were out, we did the same thing.
Whenever our parents were out, we did the same thing.
by Uwannafux April 14, 2014