Beveragability

The ability to be able to provide beverages to you and your friends on an occasion of most likely marijuana smoking.

Man 1: Hey dude, do you think you could bring some beverages with you.

Man 2: No man, i don't have any beverages left.

Man 1: Aweee dude, you don't have beveragability

by tuck (quick-fire) Johnson May 8, 2010

beveragate

The act of consuming beverages.

I will be there to beveragate with you later on tonight.

by JoshInNYC November 3, 2008

white beverage

A beverage for stereotypic white girls who wear uggs typically from Starbucks

Marrissa did you order a white beverage with your platinum Starbucks card?

by ISGRIZZ the tagger January 9, 2018

beverage relativist

A person who has loose standards regarding the naming and preparation of beverages.

The bartender, clearly a beverage relativist, served me Pepsi when I'd definitely asked for a Coke.

Beverage relativists may disagree, but it's clear that some varieties of punch are superior to others.

by drillvoice-now April 21, 2012

emotional support beverage

The alcoholic beverage you drink prior to a flight, on a flight or in between flights while traveling by plane. emotional support animal, seeing-eye dog, travel companion, air travel, airplane, airport, airline, alcohol, booze, hooch, drunk, intoxicated, wasted, beverage, whiskey, bourbon, beer, vodka, flight attendant

The flight was so turbulent, when we land, I am definitely going to need an emotional support beverage.

by joecoolthefool December 11, 2018

furmented beverage

A "macho" alcoholic drink dat supposedly "puts hair on your chest".

I am terrified of alcohol, and I already gots a nice warm fuzzy chest dat da girls all love to savoringly run their hands over and rest their heads against, so I don't feel da need to have anything to do wif no furmented beverages.

by QuacksO May 20, 2022

Beverage

To suck on someone’s tits or cock.

Can you give me a beverage

by Aussiedirtyslang June 5, 2023