Bison shit Stampede

A Bison shit Stampede is what results when someone goes to a Buffalo Wild Wings and becomes adventurous with the spicier sauce on the wing menu. Unless equipped with bowels of steel, the result is a rush to the bathroom. Followed by a "stampede" of shit, usually in liquid form.

"John tried the 'wild' sauce. Judging by the screaming coming from the bathroom? He's probably in the middle of a Bison shit Stampede."

by J-Stin June 26, 2023

buritto bison

What your friend's girl calls you during sex

Screw me with your slong you buritto bison

by Shelovesrob December 5, 2016

bison diblasi

"damn look how fine Bison looks today".

Bison DiBlasi is an extremely hansom guy from Italian roots. Fears no man, or situation. He is very brave and guarded. Fantastic personality that all the ladies love and adore. You will fall for his charm and the way he is old fashioned and very respectful to everyone " He's wonderful. Synonyms include - buffalo, big ,strong ,brave , heroic, guarded

by His sweet friend January 22, 2014

bisoned

To be skinned alive exclusively for your flesh.

Did you hear about John?
No, what's up?
John got bisoned.
Oh yeah? So what are we having for dinner?
I don't know, maybe some stir fry. You hungry?
Nah, I'm full now. All full.
Yeah, ha ha. Me too. You know, this flesh is tasty!
Together--MMMhmmmm!

THANKS JOHN!

by ESPeciallyscientific January 11, 2016

Bison Bush

When a man's pubic hair is so thick and fluffy that it makes it impossible to see his dick.

I've gotta trim this bison bush of mine or my girl won't be able to find my dick.

by June 5, 2023

Bisoning

When a male bison finds a female bison interesting he will stand directly in front of her and not move except to stay directly in her line of sight, as when a female bison wants to mate, they will go for the first male they see.

So bisoning is the fuckboy standing in front of you, horning in on your conversations and remaining there despite any and all attempts to move away or disinclude him. Basically the "I'm here, take pity on me, fuck me, I'm here, take pity on me, fuck me"

I tried to get away from Ryan so I could talk to this hot bartender, but he was a total fuckboy kept bisoning me all night instead...

by MercyTemptation August 24, 2015

bison nip

Large male nipples.

"Whoa! Look at those bison nips! They're huge!"

by yeastlyspew October 25, 2013