Don't tell me not 

When someone tells you something you already know is wrong. Or when somebody tells you that you can't do something.

Country Slang.

Your team didn't win the game last night, "Don't tell me not I already seen it."

Don't tell me not by Gloria Beth March 9, 2008

don't tell me what to do 

a phrase meant as a joke to dispute pleasantries, that makes your significant other very irritated with you.

1.Boyfriend:Have a good day, babe.
You: don't tell me what to do!

2.BoyFriend: Kiss me baby!
You: don't tell me what to do!

don't tell me what to do by summerkitten September 15, 2010

Don't tell me tell your mom 

Another phrase originating from greensprings school, used in a similar manner to wait no telling. It is used to express disinterest in what someone is telling you about. And insinuating that their mother would be more amused by what they have to say than anyone else.

David: Never do that again you are so annoying!!
John: Don't tell me tell your mom.

Don't tell me tell your mom by FrznYgrt January 26, 2020

Happiness x tell me 

Simply one of the greatest songs by Tory Lanez.
(On my momma.)

Guy 1: "Yo!, what is you listening to??"
Guy2: "Happiness x tell me by Tory Lanez, stop fucking up the rotation and pass me the joint."

Happiness x tell me by Meetngreet January 2, 2022

Don't tell me what to do!

A statement, often said by hypocrites.

"Don't tell me what to do!" Cries out the stereotypical teenager at his parents.
"You dumb fuck!" says his father "You just told ME what to do, You fucking hypocrite!"

Runs after him with a blade and cuts him up to little pieces.
Arrr! Murder, yeah!

Don't tell me what to do! by philosophicallydisturbed October 8, 2009

Don't tell me 

DONT TELL ME THERES NO DEFINITION FOR "DON'T TELL ME"

When you tell anush the ice cap machine at Tim's is broken;
Anush replies with his hand gesture, "Don't Tell me"

Don't tell me by Zombieman#22 December 11, 2017

piss on my leg, and tell me it's raining

Disbelieving response to an attempt to mislead, equivalent to: "pull the wool over my eyes"

You tell me that you've worked as an airline pilot and a surgeon, too? Go on ... you'd piss on my leg, and tell me it's raining.

piss on my leg, and tell me it's raining by ursamel July 24, 2007