Gramps 8-Ball Strategy

The act of keeping your phone 90 degrees to your eyes to line up a game pigeon 8-ball shot

person 1: bro how did you one turn me
person 2:i used Gramps 8-Ball strategy

by 05012 October 18, 2022

value creation strategy

The utter fucking bullshit job description of someone who couldn't teach and is currently trying to justify their new hybrid position.

Her job title is "value creation strategy," but couldn't get out of her own way in the classroom.

by joe webb June 17, 2016

loner car strategy

The strategy used by Mercedes-Benz where you are given a more expensive or luxurious Mercedes-Benz car while your usual vehicle is being fixed or repaired. This is meant to prevent you from ever experiencing that other makes' cars are better than Mercedes-Benz.

When my C-Class was in the shop, they handed me a brand new S-Class as a loner car strategy—now I can't stop thinking about how much I love driving it!

by Emotional Cruiser October 13, 2025

R-Strategy Mating

So... Noah? Right? Because he's the one who did the thing. Yeah, no, he's a piece of shit. Totally. But so is anyone else doing the thing to me that you are all doing. So there... You all suck. Complete fucking bums.

Hym "On a different note: I am CLEARLY better than everyone. R-Strategy mating is better than an incest ritual. I think I'll just do that."

by Hym Iam July 26, 2024

The musubi Strategy

The act to pleasure yourself to content and characters you despise

Aye bro just did The musubi Strategy

Yea to who?

Junkrat

by Chemical chemical May 10, 2025

rotisserie chicken strategy

The implementation of a Rotisserie Chicken strategy, also recognized as a loss leader strategy, involves the deliberate offering of a product or service at a price point that does not yield profitability in and of itself. This particular pricing approach is strategically adopted with the overarching goal of attracting a burgeoning influx of new customers. Furthermore, the underlying rationale extends beyond the initial transaction, as it aims to cultivate and capitalize on subsequent opportunities to vend additional products and services to this expanded customer base.

Tom: How is selling $1 tacos on Tuesday still viable in this economy?

Frank: They are using the rotisserie chicken strategy to drive new customers to their business.

by whatmodern October 24, 2023

Coalitional Strategy

Yeah Dawg. That's totally what you're doing to me. You and your secular incest cult friends. Or as I like to call them "Book Jews" as they are Jews and write books. And you can eat a dick Jews.

Hym "Right? It's the ancient Jew coalitional strategy! But it won't work on me because nobody is going to sacrifice their lives or risk the lives to force me (by way of economic coercion) to be pro-Jew or neutral. I'm anti-semitic now! I demanded Sarah Silverman and/or Gal Gadot and the jews failed to deliver! And thus, jews bad! Joooos bad! And so is the incest cult! If the Jews are going to be complicit in the violation of the rights of an American citizen they need to be deported back to Israel. Chant it with me guys! Back to Israel Jew! Back to Israel Jew! It's not very catch but it's what needs to happen here! No more American teenage girls for Jerry Seinfeld!"

by Hym Iam February 4, 2025