Gramps 8-Ball Strategy

The act of keeping your phone 90 degrees to your eyes to line up a game pigeon 8-ball shot

person 1: bro how did you one turn me
person 2:i used Gramps 8-Ball strategy

by 05012 October 18, 2022

Old One Strategy

The political calculation that scaring seniors will replace fear of minorities as a ploy to win elections.

The GOP can no longer rely on the Southern strategy so now they are employing the Old One Strategy to win elections

by R. Paine October 23, 2011

Coalitional Strategy

Yeah Dawg. That's totally what you're doing to me. You and your secular incest cult friends. Or as I like to call them "Book Jews" as they are Jews and write books. And you can eat a dick Jews.

Hym "Right? It's the ancient Jew coalitional strategy! But it won't work on me because nobody is going to sacrifice their lives or risk the lives to force me (by way of economic coercion) to be pro-Jew or neutral. I'm anti-semitic now! I demanded Sarah Silverman and/or Gal Gadot and the jews failed to deliver! And thus, jews bad! Joooos bad! And so is the incest cult! If the Jews are going to be complicit in the violation of the rights of an American citizen they need to be deported back to Israel. Chant it with me guys! Back to Israel Jew! Back to Israel Jew! It's not very catch but it's what needs to happen here! No more American teenage girls for Jerry Seinfeld!"

by Hym Iam February 4, 2025

rotisserie chicken strategy

The implementation of a Rotisserie Chicken strategy, also recognized as a loss leader strategy, involves the deliberate offering of a product or service at a price point that does not yield profitability in and of itself. This particular pricing approach is strategically adopted with the overarching goal of attracting a burgeoning influx of new customers. Furthermore, the underlying rationale extends beyond the initial transaction, as it aims to cultivate and capitalize on subsequent opportunities to vend additional products and services to this expanded customer base.

Tom: How is selling $1 tacos on Tuesday still viable in this economy?

Frank: They are using the rotisserie chicken strategy to drive new customers to their business.

by whatmodern October 24, 2023

The musubi Strategy

The act to pleasure yourself to content and characters you despise

Aye bro just did The musubi Strategy

Yea to who?

Junkrat

by Chemical chemical May 10, 2025

loner car strategy

The strategy used by Mercedes-Benz where you are given a more expensive or luxurious Mercedes-Benz car while your usual vehicle is being fixed or repaired. This is meant to prevent you from ever experiencing that other makes' cars are better than Mercedes-Benz.

When my C-Class was in the shop, they handed me a brand new S-Class as a loner car strategy—now I can't stop thinking about how much I love driving it!

by Emotional Cruiser October 13, 2025

Bucklee Strategy

When Bugla (cartoon character, long story) starts having a seizure, Mitt and Jim look at each other and go Buglas having one of her Bucklee Stragery moments again

Fucking hell, that cone just made me have a Bucklee Strategy

by Yelly August 30, 2022