Severe Verbal Diarrhea

When someone talks non stop.

Most often seen when someone had too much sugar or caffeine.

Emily: So today...and so ya...like...who cares...I don't even know..shut up...NO WAY...
Tim: .................
Emily: Are you even listening?!?!?
Tim: Ummm....no....but...I think you have Severe Verbal Diarrhea...
Emily: No I don't!...(goes on talking non stop)

by BlabberMouthe December 3, 2009

Severe Cranial Rectitus

Severe cranial rectitus(n.); A condition in which someone's rectum has been deeply penetrated by either their own head or somebody else's in such a manner that medical attention is required to thus remove the cranium from inside of the anal cavity.

"Dude, why do you always have to think with your head up your ass?"
"Its actually a medical condition i was diagnosed with; but my insurance won't cover the bill it costs to treat my Severe Cranial Rectitus."

by Dr. Jones 2021 January 29, 2021

severe tapped syndrome

(AKA: STS) A type of condition associated with the people that have the biggest crackhead energy. They can just tap out of reality and act like an idiot and tap back in

‘Why is your mate acting like that?’
‘He’s got Severe Tapped Syndrome’

by Itsezekiela July 8, 2020

Severed arm of the law

A rogue cop, who has carried on following a case, despite being taken off of it. See Dirty Harry.

'I got a severed arm of the law after me.'
'Ha! You got no chance!'

by Stephen W. Thomas February 24, 2005

Severe brain damage

Usually seen in Fortnite but in some cases moba games or multiplayer online battle arena it has a sub variant called cancer

Jared:Yo did you see that Fortnite kid?
Tom:Yeah i did he has severe brain damage better kill it quick so that it doesn't spread *Shotgun Reload*

by Someonewhohasbraindamage June 2, 2022

Several Joint Liability

When a party is liable for all of the damage incurred by a third party after becoming excessively high on marijuana.

Jake decided to smoke a pack of joints, and, as all stoners do when they get high, he took a baseball bat to every car window on his block. Jake will be liable for the damage under the Several Joint Liability doctrine introduced by Justice Holmes in the landmark case Marley v. Jane.

by Billings Learned Hand November 19, 2012

severe chic warning

When conditions are right , Fat Ass women attack causing much destruction with lightning fast oral pleasures and thunderous ass spanking .

Attn : NWS has issued a Severe Chic warning , At 10pm NWS doppler radar showed a severe chic squall line moving south north at 69mph . This is a dangerous storm seek shelter immediately .

by tnchichunter December 27, 2005