I pulled my dick out of that Mexican, whoa not only shit but shit with corn, and gave her a Dirty Santorum
by Sick of Bigots January 14, 2012
I was drunk, she was fly, things got weird, and before I knew it, I had a wet, nasty mouthful - I never thought I would Google Santorum.
by lowlights May 18, 2011
Pretty much means Dan Savage's "santorum," but with the "fuck" having possession.
Used as "What in Fuck's Santorum" or "Why in Fuck's Santorum?" Like, "What in Jesus' name?"
Used as "What in Fuck's Santorum" or "Why in Fuck's Santorum?" Like, "What in Jesus' name?"
by Brash Lion April 24, 2012
A rule that states if you aren't being ridiculed with vile, hate-filled, vitriolic, death threats and insults because of your views, you aren't trying hard enough.
You :Man, I told this lady I was pro-life and she started freaking out and calling me awful names telling me she wished my mom would have aborted me!
Friend: Santorum's Law, man.
Friend: Santorum's Law, man.
by djshawman2 January 5, 2013
A former Pennsylvania senator running in the republican presidential primary who is currently under attack from vicious, immature, despicable internet haters because of some legitimate political positions he holds regarding conservatism.
Rick Santorum is a presidential candidate whose beliefs about America represent more than half of the population.
by Brian001 February 15, 2012
Janet: So, how was your date last night?
Valerie: It was ok, it's our 20th date, and I liked him way better when I barely knew him.
Janet: He had a Rick Santorum Effect on you.
Valerie: It was ok, it's our 20th date, and I liked him way better when I barely knew him.
Janet: He had a Rick Santorum Effect on you.
by Potterfan344 March 4, 2012
After two men have unprotected anal sex, they wipe the frothy mixture of semen and fecal matter on a third man's chest hair.
by SpoogeyMcSpoogerton January 11, 2012