pms 

the time when you should put a restraing order on your wife, move away, change your name, and come back when the army calls an all clear.

if your a kid build a bomb shelter with enough food to last you sevel days. and prepare for ww3.

if you have a g friend do all of the following buy her flowers every day and be her slave until it is clear then you might get laid.

your mom on her time of the mounth run for your life

pms by howard June 24, 2004

PMS 

Pre-menstrual syndrome

Be afriad. Be very afraid

woman: i'm PMSing.

men: Quick!! To the bomb shelter!!

PMS by hippiechick13 April 18, 2010

PMS 

A time when all men should proceed immediately to the bar

'Dude, that girls pmsing, get in the car quick!'

'Whatcha doin' here?'
'My wife is PMSing and...Oh shit take over I think that bitch is coming' *all men haul ass to nearest exit while PMSing women storms into room*

PMS by DDD May 13, 2004

PMS 

The act of getting high and eating everything in sightt, until you realize that your stomach cannot hold anymore food and that you are about to gag

Dude, i got super stoned and ate everything in te fridge, Im suffereing from PMS (Post Munchie Sydrone) and i have to take a major sh*t

PMS by king blue June 18, 2011

PMS 

Parked Motorcycle Syndrome

When you have not ridden your motorcycle in a long period of time, and are going through withdrawal.

Usually occurs during the winter.

Guy: Man I wish I could go riding!

Other guy: I see you have PMS.

PMS by JordanMn July 4, 2008

PMS 

PUTTING up with MEN'S SHIT (feminine)
PACK MY SHIT (masculine)

No example necessary.

PMS by Aunt/Aunteater January 3, 2004

PMS 

pioneer middle school, a hell hole of a place, but u gotta learn...haha...lol...bs

at PMS we got 6 periods a day

PMS by max December 4, 2004