When you've overdosed on Extenze and your penis is the size of your fucking forearm. While having sex, bunch nudging is when you try to stick it all in by nudging it inch by inch due to the shear overly-massive, gorilla shit size.
Craig: Yo Dan! I took an insane, bat-shit amount of Extenze other day and now my dick is as big as my leg!
Dan: Dude, it's like you have a third leg!
Make sure you use the Bunch Nudge Method on
Bailey, bro!
Craig: Man, I'll take my chances.
She'll be soar the next morning either way!
Dan: Dude, it's like you have a third leg!
Make sure you use the Bunch Nudge Method on
Bailey, bro!
Craig: Man, I'll take my chances.
She'll be soar the next morning either way!
by Dr.P.Nis July 29, 2014
by Nohappienesswithoutcqre January 2, 2016
The act of trying to wake your partner up in the middle of the night for sex. When she doesnt wake up, you ass blast her any who.
My fucking wife wouldnt wake up last night so I had to nudge her and fudge her. When I was done I realized she was dead.
by bt February 27, 2003
by djchango October 1, 2009
When your trying to evade a dude after you pissed them off royally by mouthing off to them and as your walking away, they come charging up behind you, fists in the air, chests out to here but they make no physical contact with you. Like being in a cock fight stance. Fir any reason you are found righteous in or when it's not warrented. As if he's either bullying you, he's in the wrong because you caught him with your woman after he lied to you about her or you just choose to take the high road cuz you know you were right about something and he can't take he was wrong or exposed. He comes charging after you as if to bull rush you but then stops himself as if he suddenly forgot what he was doing or is all of the sudden reserved and calm. It's a tactic to get the other person to bite back, to suggest "Let's fight Muther Fucker!". Usually followed by carefully chosen antagonistic fightin' words like "Sissy", "Pussy", "Bitch", "Fagot". The nudge is the sudden stop in physical rage to a sudden shift in tone of voice and body language to a kinda seductive, aggravating verbal tease that just tickles your emotions.
Amoury: "Davison tried Bull Nudging me today, like I'm fucking retarded!"
Nadine: "What do you mean by retarded?"
Amoury: "Like, I know I'm right, he knows I'm right but dude can't handle swimmin' in the public humility pool. He thinks rushing and provoking me with some lame name calling is gonna get me going. What a joke!! He'll never get me to fight him, Its all TV show, dramatic effect and I don't have to waste my time or energy to prove shit to the dude or anyone else, proof has been proven. He's wrong, I'm right. Miss me with the dramatic effects. I won't fight. Why do it?"
Nadine: " That's right, tuck that red rag in your pocket & maturely turn and walk away from all the bullshit. Cuz it's all around you!"
Amoury: "Yeah, I wanna keep my shoes clean today, shit free!"
Nadine: "What do you mean by retarded?"
Amoury: "Like, I know I'm right, he knows I'm right but dude can't handle swimmin' in the public humility pool. He thinks rushing and provoking me with some lame name calling is gonna get me going. What a joke!! He'll never get me to fight him, Its all TV show, dramatic effect and I don't have to waste my time or energy to prove shit to the dude or anyone else, proof has been proven. He's wrong, I'm right. Miss me with the dramatic effects. I won't fight. Why do it?"
Nadine: " That's right, tuck that red rag in your pocket & maturely turn and walk away from all the bullshit. Cuz it's all around you!"
Amoury: "Yeah, I wanna keep my shoes clean today, shit free!"
by 3DPuzzlePisces♓ March 31, 2023
Brendan...drunk off his ass again, almost fell on his face on the way to the second bar in his crawl. His friends decided to give that wasted ass a Times Square Nudge to get him into the next spot. The next morning he thanked them for the ‘nudge’
by Kobrakys March 29, 2018
A light-to-moderate "assistance-push" that you give someone (or something that he's presently attempting to move) to enable him to more-easily complete some action or task that he's currently engaged in.
Two of my buddies had stopped to give me a ride in their pickup truck, and the passenger had scooched over towards the driver as far as he could; the problem was that because of the gearshift and large transmission-hump, he was unable to brace his feet against the floor in front of him to maneuver himself over sufficiently to make enough room on the seat for me; I therefore gave him a supplemental nudge with my hip to slide him over the rest of the way so that I could plop down and shut the door.
by QuacksO August 27, 2018