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1.
An infomercial airing between midnight and 6 a.m. Apparently, the ad people at Extenze think that anyone who stays up late thinks they have a small penis. The infomercial itself is riddled with scripted dialogue with people who can barely speak English. If you happen to be bored while watching the infomercial, there's definitely a Girls Gone Wild commercial on a neighboring channel.
Hey broseph, I have really low self-esteem so I jerk off to Girls Gone Wild commercials after ordering Extenze to increase the size of my microscopic penis!
by bobbydole February 04, 2008
 
2.
A pill that causes freakish and gargantuan erections.
After my man took extenze, his penis was so large that when I saw it I laughed, and when I sat on it I cried.
by Paris "Meatlover" Hilton August 11, 2009
 
3.
bullshit in a pill
If you have short dick syndrome or merely have a small boner extenze won't do anything for you. If you're a teen keep waiting to see how your dick genes play out. If you're an adult you better have a high paying career or find the woman who don't believe in fornicating.
by irked by dick ads May 26, 2013
 
4.
Something the male side of laurens male family is in dire need of.
Laurens father: Have you heard about extenze yet?
Laurens grandpa: No what is it?
Laurens father: the soloution to our "Smallest problem"
by Gotcha bit*h January 26, 2011
 
5.
Extenze is a produ​ct of which​ turns​ you black​ from the insid​e out, thus resul​ting in extre​me wiene​r enlar​gemen​t.​ if taken​ for over 7 month​s one'​s lips will begin​ to enlar​ge great​ly and vocab​ulary​ will be short​ened to 6 or 7 words​,​ depen​ding on wheth​er you will be order​ing Origi​nal Recip​e or Crisp​y.​ Obesi​ty is commo​n,​ due to mass amoun​t of sugar​y drink​s requi​red to be consu​med.​ Your bank accou​nt will dwind​le down to nothi​ng in a matte​r of days due to the many unpay​ed rent payme​nts and/​or drugl​ord debts​ you end up in. Anoth​er commo​n side effec​t is dry mouth​ and irrit​abilt​y due to high level​s of marij​uana intak​e.​ It is advis​ed not to take this produ​ct if you live in inner​-​citie​s where​ taxi-​cabs are prese​nt,​ as this may tempt​ you to steal​ one or sixte​en a night​.​ Pleas​e be aware​ of these​ side affec​ts befor​e takin​g Exten​ze.​
I got started on Extenze four months ago and I've already gained mild thyroid glade swelling!
by Alec Zugcic December 13, 2008