A Groundhog Sword Fight is when two severely constipated individuals shit half way in a sword-like fashion and compete to paint their opponent’s ass brown.
Zac: Give me back my lollipop Justin!
Justin: What are you going to do about it?
Zac: I challenge you to a Groundhog Sword Fight.
Justin: What are you going to do about it?
Zac: I challenge you to a Groundhog Sword Fight.
by Quadaplex January 17, 2018
The EXACT reverse of "Seat Check". When one sais "Purple Meth Groundhog" they make any seat check invalid. No matter the seats location.
by Fender001 January 10, 2012
marie: If I can get the groundhog to see his shadow, you get on right out of this hospital Hank. (paraphrased)
hank: I never get erections
hank: I never get erections
by terribleDefinitionsInc August 25, 2022
if you have a house and a groundhog living under your front porch, you better snare the groundhog before your foundation is destroyed. In this scenario, this phrase IMHO is therefore more than just friendly advice.
by Sexydimma December 28, 2015
The one cock that you, for whatever reason, keep coming back to, similar to how Bill Murray's character keeps waking up on the same day in 1993 classic Groundhog Day.
- Girl, you gotta stop screwing that Jason fuckboy. He ain't good for you.
- I can't! I try, but I keep waking up with him. He's my groundhog hog.
- I can't! I try, but I keep waking up with him. He's my groundhog hog.
by otto88 October 29, 2021
The opposite of prairiedogging. When you’re constipated so bad, you’re poop doesn’t want to come out and see it’s shadow.
by Awoodnamedchuck January 27, 2021
When receiving esthetician services, specifically to the perianal area, and a turd begins to poke out as if it’s a groundhog looking around outside its burrow.
by Manny Manishlokov August 13, 2022