irish cologne

The smell on your body after a long night of drinking. Subsequently Guinness isn't the only beer that supplies this scent.

Will: I had many a pint last night and now I have the Irish cologne.
Mike: How is that bad?
Will: I don't want any teachers to smell it on me, but it does make me smell like an Irish mob lord.
Mike: Now I need some Irish cologne.

by Guinness O'Shaugnassey October 12, 2007

is that your boys cologne

A saying from a beautiful YouTube sensation Tessa Brooks.

Yeah I smell good is that your boys cologne.

by Whydontwe4Ever November 6, 2017

colognely

The state of not wearing, owning, or smelling of cologne.

Man, i smell. I'm feeling pretty colognely

by unicorn wheelchairs November 12, 2010

monster cologne

when you stick your finger (middle is best) as deep as possible to the bottom of your bellybutton, rim out all the perspiration/fabric lint, then wipe behind each ear

When I asked her what she found most irresistible about me, she said it was my monster cologne.

by purple pellets January 27, 2022

Northern Minnesota Cologne

Just basic bug dope

Her: Honey, the bugs are nasty down here
Him: I'll just wear some Northern Minnesota cologne

by Joshcopeland04 June 5, 2023

crapper cologne

A type of cologne usually found in dispensers in nightclub bathrooms; they are frequently used by men who believe thay are about to get lucky.

Woman 1: Hey, why didn't you go with that one guy?

Woman 2: Are you kidding, he was drenched in so much crapper cologne I couldn't breathe!

by nhojaskfniau November 22, 2009

Colon Cologne

Noun - Pronounced (kōlən kəˈlōn) or (Co - lon Co - lone), is an item used during the human mating ritual in order to make the anal area smell more appealing to a partner. Comes in many smells and flavors, such as rose, lavender, hotdog, banana, and a new all time favorite, grilled cheese. Colon Cologne can also be used in other areas of the body, like the armpits, neck, and genital area.

Man - WOW honey your ass smells like its been dried out in the sun for 40 years.
Woman - Really, sorry babe I've been sitting at my desk all day...
Man - You should put on some COLON COLOGNE... ;)
Woman - Sure thing sugar boo.

by MoonUrMom March 1, 2021