Why trust air you can't see? The unbearable heat during the day adds to deliquency society as people prefer midnight outings and cow-tipping. From gang members to cowboys you will see a variety of "culture" The armpit of California is home to cheap living, suburbia mixed with random farms, and drastically changing geographics every year, as (for some reason) people keep moving there.
by Courtney April 16, 2005
bakersfield. why bother?
by this person December 04, 2004
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Yes, it's hot. It can suck. However, its what you make of it. Either way, we still have a pretty bad reputation as a glorified hick-ville...
My friend & I during a random roadtrip to Aspen, CO:
random boy at a bar: hey, where are you girls from?
us: california
random boy: you girls here for the bachlorette party?
us: uhm, no. we're visiting friends. who would come all
the way from cali to get married?
random boy: would you rather get married in aspen or vegas?
my friend: well, i would get married in vegas.
random boy: YOU MUST BE FROM BAKERSFIELD!!!!
How the hell he pulled that out of his ass when all he had was the entire CA I'll never know.
random boy at a bar: hey, where are you girls from?
us: california
random boy: you girls here for the bachlorette party?
us: uhm, no. we're visiting friends. who would come all
the way from cali to get married?
random boy: would you rather get married in aspen or vegas?
my friend: well, i would get married in vegas.
random boy: YOU MUST BE FROM BAKERSFIELD!!!!
How the hell he pulled that out of his ass when all he had was the entire CA I'll never know.
by gotAwayFromThere November 09, 2006
A place where people from hell come. Also a place people like to bash by putting definitions like this in their profile. But really, it is that bad....this place fuckin sucks....
This is the place Saimar Algeed came from. Bakersfield is Saimar's favorite place becuase he can see sooooo many exotic cars. So cool.
by cirque de soleil February 24, 2005
A horrible place filled with illegal immigrants and dirty minorities that are doing the United states no good.
by tim harrold April 13, 2006
im a country boy crip in bakersfield
by mike March 27, 2004