bollock 

1. n. testicle
2. v. The act of a fat person running in a lopsided manner
3. v. tell off
4. Bollocks adj. - not true, rubbish

1. "ouch he only gone twatted me in the bollocks guvn'or"
2. He was bollocking along at a fair old pace in an attempt to escape the rozzers.
3. Dr. Percy have the pupil a right bollocking for not handing in his work
4. "Thats plainy bollocks good sir!"

bollock by Drazic March 2, 2004

bollock 

Bollock(s)
(1) I dont give a shit about
(2) Rubbish

Bollox(ed)
(3) A bit broken

Bollock(ing) & Bollock(ed)
(4a)A telling off & (4b)Told off

'Bollocks to that' (1)

'(1) Bollocks to that (2) bollocks it's (3) bolloxed and we'll get a (4a) bollocking and I hate being (4b) bollocked'.

bollock by .mini.moke August 28, 2008

bollock 

a testicle

Oi he hit me right in the bollocks! Fookin' bollocker!

bollock by Queefis Minumus, Summoner of Bollockings September 25, 2003

bollock 

1. to knacker, chew out.
2. to knacker, tire out.

1. He got bollocked by the teacher for swearing.
2. (after lots of jogging) God, I'm bollocked.

bollock by planethopper July 15, 2005

bollock 

gonad, ball, testicle. pl. Bollocks

He's dropped a bollock. He's made a mistake. (i.e. he's made a schoolboy error)
You're gonna get a bollocking now.
You're in for a right telling off (i.e. kick in the balls)

bollock by Steven Norgate January 31, 2003

bollock 

Britian's way of saying fuck.

*man smashes finger*
"Bollock!"

bollock by JEP August 30, 2007

bollock 

Something dogs can lick
A good telling off
Do bees have them?

"hey looks that doghs licking its own bollocks!!"
"You're gonna get the bollocking of your life you little bollock!"

bollock by Guy March 29, 2005