mouser 

To purposely leave a conversation, or gathering, without notice or intent of returning for at least a 2 hour period.

Man, that guy just mousered me.

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mouser by pacifika October 20, 2008

Mouser 

A Mouser is a womans vagina or the hair above her vagina.

"Oi Mary, thats a nice Mouser you have"

Mouser by Glen from the fife November 27, 2009

Mouser 

one who has relations with a person of the opposite sex, who is at least 6-12 inches shorter.

Casey became a mouser when she hooked up with Paul S the wrester.

Mouser by Paul S the wrestler December 29, 2004

Mouser 

Mouser(n) or (adj): Any person who kisses ass persistently.

On Police Academy 1 & 2, The ranking officer that always hated Mahoney; his side-kick Proctor was always kissing this Lt. ass...constantly.

Guy #1: Damn dude, why you always gotta be a mouser when Chris come to the hood?
Guy #2: Get off that shit man, I ain't mousin' him...dude be drivin' some tight rides yo! He's the man!

Mouser by Harold Wright, Jr. a.k.a. Jey Wright (Poet) October 18, 2005

mouser fwuffikin 

Sexual act ; The Man (Mouser) allows another man to pull out his pubes wearing them as whiskers. He then sprawls on all fours and begins to deficate on the other man.

Me and Tom totally went Mouser Fwuffiking the other night.

mouser fwuffikin by dmsgopise February 19, 2008

mickey mouser 

Derogatory term relating to natives of Liverpool uk (Scousers) Orig. Cockney rhyming slang (London uk) although widely used across the UK.
Term makes fun of scousers cartoon-like: Character, appearance, use of language and squeeky accents.

"Give them mickey mousers an inch and they take a mile"

mickey mouser by Prof. L. Inguista September 11, 2006

Birkenhead Mouser 

An attempt of a moustache grown by a Birko that just has no strength in it whatsoever, usually just wisps of pubic hair grown above the top lip and a far cry from that of Magnum (Tom Selleck)

" I went on a bender and woke up three days later with what looked like a Birkenhead Mouser, I instantly shaved it off before leaving the house "

Birkenhead Mouser by John Gaskell September 17, 2005