mouser

To purposely leave a conversation, or gathering, without notice or intent of returning for at least a 2 hour period.

Man, that guy just mousered me.

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by pacifika September 1, 2008

mousered

1.) When a mouser gets distracted and goes off to do something else.

That mouser got distracted by the ball of yawn and mousered us.

by hollowlife1987 June 3, 2007

Mouser

A Mouser is a womans vagina or the hair above her vagina.

"Oi Mary, thats a nice Mouser you have"

by Glen from the fife November 28, 2009

Mouser

A good friend who's willing to stand up for his homies.

"Hey holmes, you a real mouser, yknow that?"

by Defrox September 13, 2020

Mouser

one who has relations with a person of the opposite sex, who is at least 6-12 inches shorter.

Casey became a mouser when she hooked up with Paul S the wrester.

by Paul S the wrestler December 30, 2005

Mouser

Mouser(n) or (adj): Any person who kisses ass persistently.

On Police Academy 1 & 2, The ranking officer that always hated Mahoney; his side-kick Proctor was always kissing this Lt. ass...constantly.

Guy #1: Damn dude, why you always gotta be a mouser when Chris come to the hood?
Guy #2: Get off that shit man, I ain't mousin' him...dude be drivin' some tight rides yo! He's the man!

by Harold Wright, Jr. a.k.a. Jey Wright (Poet) October 15, 2005

mickey mouser

Derogatory term relating to natives of Liverpool uk (Scousers) Orig. Cockney rhyming slang (London uk) although widely used across the UK.
Term makes fun of scousers cartoon-like: Character, appearance, use of language and squeeky accents.

"Give them mickey mousers an inch and they take a mile"

by Prof. L. Inguista September 12, 2006