Microsoft Works 

Um...no it doesn't.

"Microsoft Works is the world's greatest oxymoron."

Microsoft Works by johnson December 19, 2003

Microsoft Works 

1) Word processing program by the Microsoft Corporation

2) Oxymoron

1) Microsoft Works sucks, I'm going to get a bootlegged copy of Office.

2) Microsoft works? No it doesn't.

Microsoft Works by Nick April 3, 2003

microsoft works 

A tawdry software program, usually bundled free by lower-end computer manufacturers, in an effort to keep their PC hardware prices low. Microsoft Works has become a byword for format incompatibilities and system crashes.

"Tarquin, I am sorry you can't do the MS Word homework that your teacher set you for school, but daddy went for the cheap option, hence you will have make do with this godawful Microsoft Works program. I am so sorry."

microsoft works by Jason the monkey November 7, 2007

microsoft works 

its a complete oxymoron

its called Microsoft Works but it never works!

microsoft works by drummerbabe967 December 27, 2004

microsoft works 

an incredible writing program that comes with many computers and is 1000 times better than Microsoft word.

For example, unlike rip-off Word, Microsoft Works has a dictionary=D

microsoft works by uknoieatwatamel0n November 18, 2007

my dad works at microsoft 

best way to scares the crap out of hackers that destroy you at 1v1 in cod or blow up your dirt house in minecraft then record it with bandicam and post it on youtube

gay ass hackers whose mom you fuked: fortnight is better than roblox lolokooooolll!1!11
your entire vocabulary knowledge: my dad works at microsoft and hes going to ban you permanently from club penguin lol get rekt your mom and dad gay together xdd111!!1 trollface umadbro

my dad works at microsoft by edgymemer July 16, 2018

Microsoft WindowsNT Workstation 4.0 

A babey that is made to live and be happy.
dont ask

1. " Hey bro, ever heard of Microsoft WindowsNT Workstation 4.0 "
" You mean the babey? "
" .. "
2. " Microsoft WindowsNT Workstation 4.0 is cute, and you can't deny it. "
3. " Microsoft WindowsNT Workstation 4.0 is trash. "
" **pulls knife out** whatcha said? "

Microsoft WindowsNT Workstation 4.0 by Bloxxin&Chilling#6185 April 26, 2020