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negroplasty 

Plastic Surgery to make yourself black. As seen in South Park. (includes skin coloring, height enhancement, and penis enlargement).
Hey, I'm going to go get a negroplasty.
negroplasty by Kriminal March 10, 2005
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negroplasty 

A cosmetic-reconstructive surgical procedure in which the doctor makes you look like an African-American. As seen in the television show South Park, season 9 episode 1. The surgery is completely cosmetic though, you don't actually become black; a joke in the episode was that since he wasn't actually black, the boy who received a negroplasty couldn't play basketball otherwise his kneecaps would explode.
Doctor Biber: "Hello there son I hear you want some sort of reconstructive plastic surgery "
Kyle: "Well doctor I want to be tall and black."
Doctor: "*silence...* oh you mean you want a negroplasty!"
negroplasty by Jaaawshy November 27, 2015

Negroplasty 

The process of becoming black via plastic surgery or the opposite of a caucasioplasty.
Bill: Hey did you hear Gerald had a Negroplasty?
Francis: yeah he's trying a new scheme to get his wife to have sex with him again.
Bill: LOL good luck with that that pussies been mine for several weeks now.

Necroclassical 

Necroclassical music is classical music created by chopping up dead genres of classical music and reassembling them to create Frankenstein-like classical music.
Most film music is basically necroclassical.
Necroclassical by Corbynista September 29, 2018

negroplasti 

german word for the surgical procedure negroplasty, that makes you score higher in basketball. similar to dolphiplasti. become anything you want to be. It's a fairly common procedure, really, just the reverse of a caucasioplasty just like Michael Jackson had.
Negroplasti takes about seven hours and costs roughly three thousand dollars.
negroplasti by negroplasti December 7, 2018
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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