a large, plump, rodent-like looking substitute with an excessively large booty. She is known to substitute clases for long periods of time and make their lives a living hell by having to look at her everyday. She also loves to "limp" for very strange reasons even though she has perfect(well as perfect as shes going to get) legs to walk with...even though they're only about 1 foot tall each. Something you wish to never "happen" to you. EVER!

That large Blazenstein scared the inocent little child while visiting the foot doctor.

Blazenstein by an unruly student... November 6, 2004

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Blargenstein

The explicative or excited use of the word "Blarg." Used as an expression of comedic frustration.

A gamer accidentally kills or "frags" himself in-game and shouts "Blargenstein!" Then he proceeds to laugh at his distress-inducing accident.

Blargenstein by TrinityKnight(XboxLive) February 11, 2010

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blorgenstein

a word i typed in response to 'hay' and checked if it was real and urban dictionary had a definition so now it means 'unexplainable hunger and thirst after drinking loads of liquids and eating a bunch of food'

bro i'm so blorgenstein lately tf?!?!

blorgenstein by Savannah Princess March 20, 2025

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