Shelz

1. To beat down with the intent of physical harm to another
2. To be harmed, but not always by another being

1. "Boy, you about to get shelzed by my battle axe!"
2. "After dashing into that cement wall, i got shelzed."

by Richard Lao December 16, 2004

Shelz 4 Jelz

The love commonly shared between a fat pig and a jelly-frisch

Did you know shelz is 4 jelz

by Mark June 26, 2003

Shelz 4 Jelz

A joke that is just really really old....really old

Q:Did u hear about SHelz n Jelz?
A:Well, that was 3 MONTHS AGO so i think we shodul get alife and stop talking about it
Q:Good idea

by A anonysmus person July 2, 2003

Shelz

Shelz is simply that nigga. He’s really the kid that you know.

Man I wish I l Shelz would fuck me long dick style.

by ImReallyThatNigga January 8, 2022