hyptonite 

Kryptonite for hipsters. Any previously obscure artistic entity that goes on to achieve mainstream acceptance, thereby rendering it irrelevant to hipsters, could be referred to as hyptonite.

James used to thoroughly enjoy Death Cab for Cutie, but he now claims that he never really cared for them. James must have been exposed to some serious hyptonite.

hyptonite by Chris Teja December 9, 2008

Hortonized 

To give a ridiculously spectacular beatdown to a person.

"He talked so much shit for so long, then before you know it he got straight Hortonized."

Hortonized by The Last Shot Caller October 5, 2007

hortonize

Mainly used in canada.

it means going to Tim Horton's and get a coffee and/or some blueberry muffins, chocolate coockies, doughnuts, bagles...
the word was created in London, Ontario by reseachers in medical biomechanics during long experiments.

i go hortonize
i need to get hortonized, shall i bring you a blueberry muffin?
did you get hortonized already, lets go and grab a coffee and and some coockies

hortonize by gabor puskas August 23, 2011

Hortonite 

The branding given to children who attend Horton hichschool in Nova Scotia, Canada.

The Hortonite boys are known for their extremely small testicles which are usually accompanied by an extremely small penis.

The hortonite girls are all skanky skanky hoes unless, of course, they too have a penis.

"The Hortonite hockey team sucked hole and they all had small testicles"

"The hortonite girls are skanky skanky hoes"

Hortonite by Suck_My_Nkec January 24, 2005

Hobonite 

A female hobo, usually found taking a crap on the side of the road.

Look that hobonite is crapping on that car parked by the side walk!!!

Hobonite by metallballer January 28, 2008