A recently discovered greek sex goddess. Pictured as half human and half fish for her elite swimming skills. Attracts many males and females with her slick wet body. Commonly confused with a mermaid but the difference is Taiana can shape shift and trick her prey. A very wise and tricky creature, not to be tampered with.
"dude i think i just saw taiana"
"nah that was little mermaid"
a man who makes orgasm noises to the point of turning purple. he lives in online forums and enjoys driving people crazy. he also is usually found 69ing a fake stuffed turtle. also can be used as a verb such as "I just jareded that turtle" and insult. EXTREMELY GAY
youve been spending alot of time on those forums lately, your starting to turn into a jared.