Clean Get-A-Way 

When you take a shit, go to wipe, and it's clean!!! No shit to clean up..

When your at work where the toilet paper is cheap and the situations is uncomfortable.

Clean Get-A-Way by Bruce Johnson December 13, 2004

clean get away 

When you take a shit and it’s so perfect you don’t even need to wipe!

“Dude, you left a floater in the toilet and there’s no toilet paper with it... wtf?!” “Bitch, that was such a perfect shit, it didn’t need a wipe, it was a clean get away!”

clean get away by Jimbo Wood February 20, 2020

Clean Getaway 

When you take a shit, wipe your ass and the t.p. is clean as a whistle.

I was so happy my dump was a clean getaway, as I was on a date.

Clean Getaway by J. Edwards April 24, 2003

The Clean Getaway 

"The Clean Getaway"

That turd we've ALL had where you hear it hit the water, Hell, you even feel the splash-back but when you look a second later, it's no where to be seen - as though it flushed itself, yet flushing has yet to occur.

My turd just pulled "the clean getaway."

The Clean Getaway by Screwysquearl October 18, 2016

clean getaway 

When you take a nasty dump at work and really stink up the place but get in and out of the bathroom before anyone comes in.

A had to drop a deuce at work today after all of that mexican good last night. I really stunk up the place. But I was able to make a clean getaway.

clean getaway by kajoe September 17, 2006

clean getaway 

When you are having anal sex,hopefully with a chick, before you pull out you poke her in the sides so she clentches up and your dick comes out clean.

I hate getting shit on my dick, so I use the clean getaway on my girlfriends.

clean getaway by KC October 18, 2004