When you take a shit and it’s so perfect you don’t even need to wipe!
“Dude, you left a floater in the toilet and there’s no toilet paper with it... wtf?!” “Bitch, that was such a perfect shit, it didn’t need a wipe, it was a clean get away!”
That turd we've ALL had where you hear it hit the water, Hell, you even feel the splash-back but when you look a second later, it's no where to be seen - as though it flushed itself, yet flushing has yet to occur.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"
FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"