Do you
-Support facism?
-Smoke
weed?
-Deal narcotics?
-Use "hanging with your bras" as a guise for your homosexuality?
-Have a white supremacist family?
-Have a growing interest in occultism?
-Deliberately
fail classes in order to stay back in hopes to score with girls half your age?
-Binge eat after vigorous exercise?
If you answered "yes" to one or more of the following questions, congratulations! Consider yourself eligible to join your
high school'
s swim team. Swim team is home to all the lowlifes, assclowns, and bullies that fill the hallways at your school. Swim team gives pompous shitheads the oppurtunity to
puff off in the locker room, shit on freshman, and listen to frat
rap groups at no expense. So what are you waiting for? Join swim team today!
Ross: Sup, bro? Ready to go to swim team practice and torment the freshmen to the point of
suicide?
Phil: Sure,
dude. Freshmen have the cutest dicks, anyway.