Decaffed
v. The act of intentionally denying you caffeine in your drink when you are rude to the barista at Starbucks.
Decaffed by Stella Lafayette December 4, 2004
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When you are overly demanding of the Baristas at Starbucks, you get decaffeitated. Your fancy little douchebag drink will be secretly made without caffeine, and you won't even realize it until it's too late and your arrogant whiny ass is long gone.
Starbucks Customer: I ordered a venti Americano with soy milk, two pumps of hazelnut and caramel in and on and this one has caramel in but not on and it's just nowhere near as good as the ones they make at the other Starbucks where they actually make it right the first time and I don't have to go back and explain.
Starbucks Barista: (smiling) No problem! Let me remake that for you right away! (That's it! You're DECAFFEITATED!)
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Starbucks Barista: (smiling) No problem! Let me remake that for you right away! (That's it! You're DECAFFEITATED!)
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decaffeitated by SMC1028 December 3, 2010
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ultimate decaffeination
When a trendy coffee boutique, usually less than a year old, is shuttered by corporate for either under-performing or being cannibalized by other trendy coffee boutiques of the same brand in the immediate area.
"I have to go to the Starbucks across the street now. My usual branch got the ultimate decaffeination."
ultimate decaffeination by Ashley Meeks August 16, 2008
decaffeinated prostitution
"Hey, Ted has a crush on you, he would fix your car.”
“I’d rather not, that feels like decaffeinated prostitution.”
“I’d rather not, that feels like decaffeinated prostitution.”
decaffeinated prostitution by Ms. Elizabeth Price February 21, 2018
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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