When you’re having an intense
game of backgammon and the mother fuckers are taking too
long to finish it, you quickly slam shut the backgammon set on dudes dick
like a Murphy bed.
“You’re taking too
long to finish this
game,
Jim” said David. “I know but we’re almost done and we can ride scooters to dollar general.” Jim quickly replied. “Good because in 5 more minutes I’m going to Murphy Bed That Dick.”
“Oh man, I better hurry!” Jim cried.