8 definitions by austingale
when your husband is the center of a scandal where he ejaculates all over a girls face, and you stand by your man. you then run for president 10 years later.
by austingale March 18, 2008
when your with a girl and jizz in your hand and rub it on the girl's forehead in the shape of a cross and make her wear it all day, for jesus
by austingale March 9, 2008
when you're on a flight and you see a girl who is sleeping with an empty seat next to her, you slide in next to her and start masturbating and ejaculate in her hair. she will file a $200,000 lawsuit against the airline.
by austingale March 16, 2008
ejaculate in a chick's mouth so that they puff up with jizz, then hit her cheeks with your cock (aka the sledge-o-matic) so that it sprays all over. caution: first row audience may get wet
by austingale March 9, 2008
when your with a girl and you go in bass ackwards and refuse to pull out. then you ejaculate all over her face too (optional)
by austingale March 9, 2008
by austingale March 9, 2008
to sit on a bus stop bench and tell complete strangers your life story and then ejaculate all over their face
by austingale March 9, 2008