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The male equivalent of a queef, a dick fart. It's also a medical condition and you should get that checked out.
"If you shweef, there might be something wrong with you."
"Dude my dick just farted, I've never shweefed before."
Shweef by pooponsoup69 April 10, 2021
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A way cooler way of saying stfu/shut the fuck up. It is just a way of sounding you the abbreviation. Only the coolest people can use this word. And it works perfectly in any arguments
Annoying hoe: Oh my god dude your pants just aren’t passing the vibe check
Guy: Bruh steefoo nobody gives a shit about you or your family
steefoo by bogus69 February 10, 2020
1 - The opposite of ejaculation in which the male reproductive organ sucks bodily fluids inwards to store for future launches.

2 - Used in gaming as an "oh fuck" type of moment.
1 - I am ready for my daily steefing

2 - We hotdropped and immediately got steefed by another team
Steef by SteefMuffins May 14, 2020
Synonym/verb: to turn on; To say that you light something on fire.
That bitch steefin'
Yo bro we steefin' the boof (weed).
Yo NBR Jay be steefin' the boof.
Steefin' by NBR Jay November 25, 2020
when you diarrhea in her cooter and she queefs out brown/green poop bubbles. sometimes it can even shoot out corn particles if your lucky
girl 1: how was your date with Monticello last night?

girl 2: omg so great! he gave me the good ole shweef
shweef by bigdoner420 March 31, 2023

king sweef 

Royal King from the 1960s
king sweef by King sweef May 14, 2022