bonus time 

The typically brief period of mild drunkenness that occurs the morning/afternoon after a night of good drinking. Bonus time can be longer or more pronounced if one has to wake up before noon, often for silly things such as work or family.

Troy sure is talkative this morning; he must be on bonus time.

bonus time by jdoppler December 19, 2006

bonus time 

The extra time found on a parking meter before a person enters his/her quarters.

"Dude I didn't even have get out my quarters, there was 30 minutes left on the meter. Bonus time Fuck yeah!!!"

bonus time by thefarmerbry October 3, 2011

bonus time 

1. time additional to the time that has been planned or paid for.

2. a regular promotion at Clinique counters where you buy two skincare products you were planning to buy anyway and get yet another cheap make-up bag full of samples.

3. the moment you discover that the sweet, handsome, kind and amusing guy you've been dating happens to be hung like a horse.

1. "More than a month into bonus time after a successful primary mission on Mars, NASA's Spirit rover has sighted possibly layered rock in hills just ahead."

2. "It's Bonus Time at the Clinique counters at participating Dillard's in Georgia, Alabama, Florida, Louisiana, Mississippi, Arkansas, Oklahoma and the Memphis, TN area."

3. "WOAH!!!......marry me, baby."

bonus time by CougarSW2 November 14, 2004

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016