Edvard is the guy with 2 mm slak penis but grows 3000% when erect wich makes him very dangerous because he can crush you with his big dong if you arouse him.
Jon: I bet you wish you were a little nicer to me now, huh?! You think I didn't hear you call me "EduardoSquidwardo" behind my back! I'M GONNA GIVE YOU LOT'S OF DAMAGE!