Sticky John

When a man loves a woman/man/half-woman-half-man/lamp, and they're in a committed relationship built upon trust and a mutual confusion of Asian culture, and he wants to express his love for her/him/shim/lamp, he has doggy-style sex with her, and then pulls out and ejaculates all over her/his/heris/lamp's back and sticks an object to it such as a paper plate, a muffin, or a small foreign kid.

Howdy friend, I just Sticky Johnned a ping-pong paddle to your mother last night.

Sticky John by DCDS Lacrosse October 18, 2004

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john sticky

a local pedophile in loanhead, midlothian who sells pollen to young boys and girls

did u really take it up the arse from john sticky for a 20bit, pfffft fuck sake kris

john sticky by loodog miller August 16, 2019

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sticky johnson

to ride your push bike in tight lycra pants with inadequate airflow to the groin region.

Neil armstrong tour de france "boy I bet those boys have sticky johnson

sticky johnson by Matt groube March 16, 2009

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Stinky Johny

When somebody is close to achieving a stinky richard. but you come back and win the game anyway

You were close, but i got the stinky johny!

Stinky Johny by Azulico February 20, 2022

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johny stick

A stick that has a used condom on its end. It is usually used to chase your friends around the yard.

Dude!!!!!! Stop touching me with that johny stick.

johny stick by ukrainekid May 28, 2007

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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