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13th Base 

having sexual intercourese with your partner while wearing Sherlock Holmes hats, smoking pipes and completing a crossword in under 10 minutes.
I got to 13th Base with the wife yesterday and she came allover my deer stalker
13th Base by sergio97 January 1, 2011

13th base 

Sex with your boss, professor, or another person you have no business fooling around with . . .
"I did not have sexual relations with that woman . . . it was just 13th base!" -- Bill Clinton

13th base by Scylla June 29, 2006

13th Base 

When you have sex with an animal and a person at the same time.
"Dude, that weird dude next door got to 13th base last night."
13th Base by Mr. Supotco November 13, 2015

13th base 

(male) when you have intercourse with a female and you end up getting warts, aids, and every other STd you can think of.
Man this girl took me to 13th base and now my life is over!
13th base by Will Deshazo June 11, 2006
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026