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A website very similar to Arstechnica, although they have sold out in a different sort of way. Gives favorable reviews to anyone willing to send them hardware, has a webmaster with the IQ of a retarded cockroach with fetal alcohol syndrome, and constantly talks about how Hard everything is. Extreme overtones of homoeroticism.
How hard is your hat today?
HardOCP by Bob McFillius May 27, 2003
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Crap website run by a dumb fat texan
hardocp = worst site ever
HardOCP by R0bstarr April 6, 2003
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A hardware review and news website. Offering insightful, fair-minded, and professional reviews of the latest in PC hardware and gaming-related technologies. They often buck the trend in the world of hardware reviews by focusing on "real world" results in their testing practices over canned synthetic testing styles.

See, testing methodology in GPU's, SSD's, and Power Supplies for examples of journalistic innovation and insight.
www.hardocp.com
HardOCP by Protean213 August 14, 2011
a group of men who are insensitive to insults. See:cuntgoatseflamer
those guys at HARD|OCP are a buncha NAZIs
HardOCP by Kyle Bennett March 31, 2003

hardocre 

In relation to the most extreme VW Crew. Known to prowl A&Ws in the GTA looking races with their slow VWs....

Believe it or not, hardocre evolved from a spelling mistake. What is hardocre? Well, we're not really sure, but one thing is for sure... We'll decide what is and isn't hardocre, not you!
Clearly the Hardocre Dubs do not mess around.
hardocre by VW-Gansta February 1, 2005

hardcopy style 

Not electionic, i.e. on paper.

May be used out of context to describe almost anything, but generally amplifying the word in front of it.
Give me the memo hardcopy style.
Anime is teh sux0rs hardcopy style.
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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