11 definitions by Bob McFillius
Social status measurement used by hopeless geeks as an alternate indicator of penile length. Completely non-representative of actual work being accomplished by said computer. Most accurate indicator known of time between power outages.
by Bob McFillius April 9, 2003
Another gauge used by forum failures of a person's netcock. Doesn't necessarily prove contribution to said forum, but does prove how little of a life the poster has. Can reach the tens of thousands for the true fuckups.
Wow, a 10,000 postcount! He must be a well respected member of this forum...
*click*
Wow, 9,000 posts that say "FAP FAP HA HA". What a fucking real American hero.
*click*
Wow, 9,000 posts that say "FAP FAP HA HA". What a fucking real American hero.
by Bob McFillius July 8, 2003
1) The act of itching one's self in a feminine manner.
2) An itchy vulva, often talked about in the most blatant possible manner on network TV commercials while I'm eating.
2) An itchy vulva, often talked about in the most blatant possible manner on network TV commercials while I'm eating.
1) Look at him giggling like a school girl and going all limp wristed on that itch. That nizzle gots tha feminine itch for shizzle my dizzle.
2) "There are some subjects that are important to talk about with good friends... like painful, burning, feminine itch" - Actual Quote from Monistat commercial.
2) "There are some subjects that are important to talk about with good friends... like painful, burning, feminine itch" - Actual Quote from Monistat commercial.
by Bob McFillius June 20, 2003
Whore. Someone who has so much cock in their mouth that they can be considered a muffler for it. Does not necessarily imply swallowing. See also cum muffler.
by Bob McFillius April 9, 2003
"Hey guys! Cuhhhhhhhhhhhh."
by Bob McFillius April 9, 2003
That bitch had a 2" dickclit!
by Bob McFillius April 9, 2003
by Bob McFillius April 9, 2003