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Felchmonger 

One who loves the act of using a paper towel tube or toilet paper roll and lubricant to insert a small rodent in their ass.
Simon, Matt and Dennis the felchmongers practice the act of felching daily at 3:09 PM. They are ridiculously aroused by this act of rodents being inside.
Felchmonger by AngryCPET March 28, 2007

Feltchmonger 

Person who puts gerbils in their ass; person who is into feltching
Feltchmonger by Anonymous August 29, 2003