hapjo 

Sweat from armpit. Abreviation for Harry Armpit Juice.
Came into usage during the late sixties in high school to humiliate students with excessive sweat stains on their shirt.

Bob's hapjo extended all the way to his waist.

hapjo by Nick Ramsour October 12, 2004

Hapoysapoy 

To be both happy and sad about something, except you mispelled happy as 'hapoy' and then just rolled with it.

Scholars argue over the root of '-sapoy'. Some theories are that '-sapoy' is derived from:
1. The English word 'sad', making hapoysapoy a derivation of happy-sad.
2. A sappy kind of happiness, the kind you find in old cartoons when little cartoon hearts float above character's heads.
3. A sepoy kind of happiness - where you're happy-sad but you have to suck it up and keep marching forward, like a sepoy or soldier.

Bhuti is hapoysapoy that Kc is going to Paris -- glad that he's moving on to bigger and better things and sad because she will miss him.

Hapoysapoy by Covalentbond August 6, 2018

haptodysphoria 

An unpleasant sensation caused by touching certain materials like velvet, peaches, or velour. Haptodysphoria is neither a fear nor slang, and shouldn't be in this dictionary.

haptodysphoria: "I'm haptodysphoric, which means I hate touching certain kinds of materials."

haptodysphoria by melquíades February 20, 2008

haploautist 

A derogatory term used for people that frequently mention "hablogroups" in discussions (/n./ Genetics. a set of similar haplotypes inherited together, or a group who shares a set of similar haplotypes, used to understand genetic lineages).

They often use it as a method of proof, or science, to justify their beliefs and views of ethnic superiority.

(Habloautist): No retard, look at this map representing hablogroups in Europe. Italians are completely distinct, genetically, from Germans. They are stinky monkey people.

(Response): GTFO dumb haploautist.

haploautist by Deez_butss4206987 December 6, 2021

Whats The Haploid?

Another way of saying “What’s up?”, “What’s the move?”, or “What’s happenin’?”

“Hey man! Whats the haploid?”
“Not much. How ‘bout you?”

Whats The Haploid? by Swanky Cookie March 27, 2019

hapology 

Hapology is a half-hearted apology.

It represents an apology which doesn't mean much. Like saying 'sorry' when you don't mean it.

For example, you've just had a round of beer with your friends and when you reach home your wife vents her fury on you! She is almost about to hit you with your baseball bat when you say sorry to avoid physical damage.

That is a hapology.

I had to tender an hapology for hitting that fat lady, but really, give me a chance and I'll do that again.

hapology by Tantanoo November 4, 2009

hanjoo 

discord user hanjoo who commonly frequents the whole lotta producers discord server and is known to be a raging homosexual

I heard hanjoo likes dick in his ass

hanjoo by Floralish September 14, 2023