Skip to main content

probletunity 

An opportunity that arises when a problem has to be solved. The opportunity may give rise to benefits that are unrelated to the problem being solved.
The rising cost of gasoline creates a market for alternative energy sources. This creates an probletunity for developing and marketing electrically powered hybrid vehicles to replace cars totally reliant on petrol and diesel. This will save on co2 emissions, which contribute to the greenhouse effect, and thus may reduce global warming.
probletunity by Ezy Helper March 26, 2008

Russian Poolette

A two player game in which the opponents lay on their backs, with asses facing each other. A lit candle is placed between the lines of fire and the first player to ignite their opponent with a blast of fiery methane, wins.
Jack and Jill played an intense game of Russian Poolette last night. Jack got third degree burns on his ballsack.

Poobleater

One who speaks fluent ring ie. bullshitter, crap talker, ringo linguist, bullshit fantasist

Poolette 

The game of chance you play when you're not sure if you're going to fart or shit yourself.
I played poolette and lost aka sharted
Dude, I put all my chips on red and it came up black and my pants are ruined!
Poolette by davefiver August 15, 2011

Elvis problème 

A problem that needs solving but the solution strangely requires excessive amounts of oisters/lubricant
"We might have an Elvis problème over here."
Elvis problème by that_Sloppy December 8, 2020

poulette 

"Regarde elle...CA s'tune belle poulette!"

"Look at her...THAT is a sexy girl!"
poulette by Patrick Prudhomme August 4, 2007