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Alexander McSwizzle 

An Alexander McSwizzle is a being who is usually deathly pale and extremely socially awkward to the point of indescribableness. Also can be known as an Swizzle, McSwizzle, or just Alexon some occasions.
Man, that Alexander McSwizzle is not looking too great.
Alexander McSwizzle by Apolleau April 18, 2019

McSizzle 

The McSizzle is a self care treatment in which a male places his balls/scrotum on a platform coated in Pop Rocks. Then, he pours a fresh cup of McDonald's Sprite under it to maximize the pleasurable and exfoliating effect of the glucose crystals smacking against his testicular pores.
Hey Mark, do you wanna join me and the boys later for our annual McSizzle?

Hell yeah man, I've got the Pop Rocks and Jorge is off to McDonalds to get the sprite, I sure can't wait for the impending pleasure and exfoliation.
McSizzle by DaSizzler November 9, 2020

mcvizzle 

one that cheats, sneaks around, basically untrustable
Man, she's a real mcvizzle!
mcvizzle by glockgun June 24, 2009

McShittles 

Man, after that late nite Taco Bell burrito run, I had a nasty case of the McShittles this morning!
McShittles by Mark Trial January 10, 2008

McSizzleDrizzle 

A long, semi soft and coiled up turd. Flaccid and squishy. Extra stinky and unnattractive. Low in fiber, but high in semen. Likely caused by a false sense of confidence.
The gay Viking yelled “My fantasy team will win the championship this year! Fuck you kid! McSizzleDrizzle, babe!”

McShirley 

A energetic beautiful girl who always has a smile on her face, loves to laugh and is very caring. Also like to help others in times of need and doesn't judge. She treats other people how they treat her whether it's good or bad. She is also very loyal and trusting unless it's being taken for granted. McShirley would be a great friend and spouse.
To have a McShirley in your life would be great.
McShirley by Ncmc09 March 14, 2017