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Skipjack 

Texas Slang for asshole, dumbass, dickhead, schmuk, or fucknutt. A socially acceptable way of telling your buddy or non-buddy that he or she is of feral ancestry.

It is also another name for a Ladyfish (Saltwater species considered to be a trash fish)
How's it going ya ol' skipjack!
or
Those fricken Skipjacks are chapping my ass!

Sometimes it is also shortened to Skippy.
ie... What's up Skippy? or Get a hold of your self there skippy.
Skipjack by smoksigns September 9, 2004
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Skipjack 

big ole' tuna.
Holy cow! That skipjack must weigh more than your mom, Adam!
Skipjack by Yung Goodie October 28, 2015

Skipjack Brotherhood 

The most flamboyantly gay form of being a hockey player Blake Thomas is the leader of the clan and easily the most gay
Blake Thomas only talks about how gay the skipjack brotherhood is.

skipjacktoona 

Adj. A disease that is bad. A disease/virus brought on through engaging in rapid and sexual intercourse with large bull weevils and pie.
Suffering from skipjacktoona, Johnny B collapsed and died a gleeful death.
skipjacktoona by Slimey September 8, 2003

skinjacker 

In everlost being a skinjacker is a amazing thing. A skinjacker is when you can become another human. As in be come in control of their mind, movements and everything else. The ghost who is a skinjacker is in a coma in real life. Sad but true
Person 1: Can you belive that she's a skinjacker?!

Person 2: Ya. She just jumped into that human right there.
skinjacker by immawrighter April 6, 2017

ShipJack 

Four armed men in a boat shipjacked the cruise ship In redsea yeasterday
ShipJack by TourageKnight October 4, 2022

Slipjack 

A prison term for placing ones weiner between another males lubed butt cheeks, squeezing them together like boobs amd proceeding to hump vigorously. Also know as the bro slide if you're not incarcerated
Ron
Man this prison shit is for the birds. I almost wish I was gay.

Phil
I have a way we can do it and not be gay. It's called the slipjack. You want to give it a shot?

Ron
Hell yes! I've been wanting to slipjack them cheeks for a year already! Let's get it on!
Slipjack by SnowmanND December 18, 2018